"My panic sweat glands jump into emergency mode busting open like a military operation and my vagina zips itself up to my back immediately before I've even had a chance to turn my head," Ms Harris writes."I look up to see a moving smudge of colour in a 'my little pony' night gown rubbing its eyes and whinging," she continues."I pray to the baby Jesus that we have a poltergeist and I also pray it's legally blind."But it wasn't a poltergeist."In that same split second I hear a small girl scream," Ms Harris writes. It was the noise accompanied by him leaping off me higher than a kangaroo hurdler while very nearly giving himself a home circumcision from the ceiling fan in the process."Watching her husband in slow motion, Ms Harris writes that she saw "the anaconda swerving all over the place threatening to strangle me to death in the act"."Seriously," she continues, "the thing nearly slapped me in the face and blackened the eyes off me on its jump up there."Standing by the side of the bed, the couple saw their daughter, three-year-old Frankie. Complete with dad on top of me."Other commenters, however, shared that the problem only gets worse as children get older - and know exactly what their parents are up to."I hate to break it to ya babe," writes Melissa George.Compare Casual Kink, which is the same thing for BDSM and fetishism.Compare Ambiguously Bi, where things are more, well, ambiguous.A true collection which will provide only socks fetish moments and nudity.It's a parenting milestone that isn't in any of the books - the first time you're caught "getting busy" by one of your kids.Contrast Depraved Bisexual, where bisexuality is used as a way to make the character seem more evil (or conversely, being bisexual makes you evil), and Anything That Moves, where bisexuality is treated as a lack of discrimination in partners (in real life the two are not necessarily linked; just as straight and gay people don't find of their preferred sex attractive, bisexual people don't find "everyone" attractive).
Judging by the response to her post, Ms Harris and her husband aren't the only ones to have been caught in the act."You are not alone! "My daughter shows no signs of trauma 4 years later now when she got a double dose of it. Only HD solo videos starring some of the finest pieces of ass on this planet.Alluring beauties in love with providing the premium solo while they masturbate or touch their soft forms.Miranda: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm a fire hydrant! Passionate babes in love with getting the dick down their love holes during hot softcore scenes.The most likely bisexual archetype to lead to But Not Too Bi.